Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, […]
Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison? To make it simple, he talked people into investing with him. Trouble was, he didn’t invest their money. As time rolled on he simply took the money from the new investors to pay off the old investors. Finally there were too many old investors and not enough money […]
Question: What would a Republican primary be without the national media scheming to destroy one of the candidates? Answer: A Democrat primary.
This float was in a parade in Berlin You’ve got to LOVE those Germans; they do have a GREAT sense of humor! Is that Hillary? What is she hanging on to? Answer: His stimulus package.
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and […]
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, […]
So I said to him, “Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, And you ain’t Abe Lincoln.” Obama a Democrat has made numerous attempts to quote Lincoln a Republican. SO WHY DOESN’T OBAMA USE THIS FAMOUS LINCOLN QUOTE: You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You […]
