McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

BY ANDY BOROWITZ  (SATIRE) WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.” “These are people who only understand one thing: force,” McCain said on the floor of the United […]

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Islamic Jokes

NOTE: *Many of the Jokes are not even funny because they are true. The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops – a talking Muslim doll. Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the balls to pull the cord! Q. How do you separate Muslim Men from Muslim Boys? A. […]

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Even More Islamic Jokes

Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? A: The man get’s to see a striptease every night.   Q: How does every Islamic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.     Q: What’s the difference between a Muslim and a vampire? A: At some point the vampire will […]

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