Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

Great…where do I get one?……….

Written on May 3rd, 2010 by Kal Elone shout

Starting Each Day With A Positive Outlook

Written on May 2nd, 2010 by Kal El3 shouts
Starting Each Day With A Positive Outlook
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it ‘Barrack Obama’. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. […]

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die

Written on April 21st, 2010 by Jan Sobieski IIIone shout
George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil […]

Big "O" goes to Heaven

Written on April 21st, 2010 by Jan Sobieski IIIone shout
Big "O" goes to Heaven
Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he’s had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammad. Having arrived […]
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Pray for Obama

Written on April 14th, 2010 by Jan Sobieski IIIno shouts
Pray for Obama
We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it that read: “Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8”. My […]
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Home Loans

Written on April 12th, 2010 by Kal Elno shouts
Home Loans
Warning: Some foul language is present in the file below. [embeddoc url=”http://jokes.conservativepapers.com/files/2010/04/HomeLoans.pps” download=”all” viewer=”microsoft”]

Stamp Malfunction

Written on April 7th, 2010 by Kal Elone shout
The Postal  Services created a stamp with a picture of  President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed  that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This  enraged the President, […]

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman

Written on March 16th, 2010 by Kal Elno shouts
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked they come across a sign: ‘Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in […]
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