U.S. Customs Agent Recognizes Obama

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet & all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. “May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent. “I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the […]

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The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back!

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million crack heads; “42 million unemployable people on food stamps; “2 million people in over 243 prisons; “Half of Mexico; and “535 fools in the U.S. […]

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New Immigrant to NYC

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and a free education!” The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am […]

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Drinking With a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the Same one twice”. The […]

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