Golfer Injured on Hawaiian Course

A woman was playing golf near Kailua, Hawaii when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington, DC, that included Barack Obama. Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m Barack Obama and I hope you’ll […]

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How a Stimulus Package Works

It’s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms […]

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Little Johnny Uses the Obama Method

The children filed into class on a Monday morning.  They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, and then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly.  “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit […]

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Divorce Agreement

DIVORCE AGREEMENT– WRITTEN BY YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT The person who wrote this is a college (law) student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. DIVORCE AGREEMENT Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but […]

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