Cattle Guards

Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for ‘Cattle Guards’! CATTLE GUARDS… THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS! For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads […]

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IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: “Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!” The man shouts back: “I’m […]

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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at […]

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Illegal Immigration

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