Jokes of The Conservative Papers

A Biker, A Rescue, & The Mainstream Media

kalel — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:14:54 +0000

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.’

The Harley rider replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.’

The reporter says, ‘Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?’

The biker replies,

‘I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican’

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH”

… and THAT pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days …

Obama Farewell Tour Itinerary

kalel — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 13:13:49 +0000

It’s Cool To Be Anti-Obama

kalel — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 02:17:07 +0000

Obama Train Wreck

kalel — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:42:18 +0000

Obama’s Last Day in Office

kalel — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:33:48 +0000

Obama Income Inequality & Taxation

kalel — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:22:54 +0000

Race-Baiting Vultures at Crime Scene

kalel — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 07:56:22 +0000

Obama Cartoons from Israel

kalel — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 06:40:46 +0000

“Looks like the Israelis have a better grasp of American politics than most Americans. It would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic”

Why will our news media not print these? Food for thought Mr. Obama. You should read what some of the rest of the world thinks about you. Interesting how the Israeli cartoons show Obama. The following cartoons were sent from Israel.

No USA Flags at Obama Press Conferences

kalel — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 07:41:44 +0000

For a long time, we have noticed that the decor at the White House has changed since Barack Hussein Obama moved in. The Oval Office is now stripped of the traditional red, white, and blue, and replaced with middle eastern wallpaper, drapes, and decor. The hallway that he walks out of to talk to the press now has middle eastern chairs, drapes, etc. The bright yellow drape behind him every time he speaks from the White House has Arabic symbols on it and has been there from the beginning. This is clearly shown in the pictures below and confirms what we have been noticing. That bright yellow curtain is highly visible, but as you scroll down, you will see what is predominantly absent. Also, as you look at the pictures of other presidents speaking from the same spot, look at the traditional ‘American’ background and decor as opposed to the new decor. Is this intentional? It should alarm every American. What is missing at Barack Hussein Obama’s press conferences? No, it is not the teleprompters. See the other presidents’ pictures for a clue.

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

GEORGE WALKER BUSH

WILLIAM JEFFERSON BLYTHE CLINTON

GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH

RONALD WILSON REAGAN

That’s right…no American flags!!!

Vote in November like your way of life depends on it!

Because it does!

Re-elect me and I’ll prove it

kalel — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 07:57:15 +0000