Captain Schettino Jokes

—Captain Schettino was trying to impress a blonde named Domnica with drinks when disaster struck. When Schettino asked how she preferred her drink she replied, “On the rocks.“ —-From a ...

Liberal Mainstream Media

Question: What would a Republican primary be without the national media scheming to destroy one of the candidates? Answer: A Democrat primary. topsyWidgetPreload({ “url”: “http%3A%2F%2Fjokes.conservativepapers.com%2F2012%2F01%2F19%2Fliberal-mainstream-media%2F”, “shorturl”: “http://bit.ly/wjsMc1″, “style”: “big”, “title”: ...

Politics in Cartoons

Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,000 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary of Speaker of the House ………….$223,500 FOR LIFE This is stupid Salary ...

The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back!

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?” I replied- “12 million illegal immigrants; “3 million ...

The Year 2013

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. ...

Republican Presidents

So I said to him, “Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, And you ain’t Abe Lincoln.” Obama a Democrat has made numerous attempts to quote Lincoln a Republican. SO WHY DOESN’T ...

What is Necessary for Michelle Obama to Be Proud of Her Country?

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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized ...

Obamacare and the Constitution

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Devastation: East Coast Earthquake…the Aftermath

Devastation: East Coast Earthquake…the Aftermath topsyWidgetPreload({ “url”: “http%3A%2F%2Fjokes.conservativepapers.com%2F2011%2F08%2F25%2Fdevastation-east-coast-earthquake-the-aftermath%2F”, “style”: “big”, “title”: “Devastation: East Coast Earthquake…the Aftermath #Washington D.C.” }); [Translate]