My Dogs Did Qualify For Welfare

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English, and have no frigging clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, […]

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Democratic National Convention Schedule

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM Singing of “#$$%^% Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great […]

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