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Liberal Mainstream Media

Written on January 19th, 2012 by kalelno shouts
Question: What would a Republican primary be without the national media scheming to destroy one of the candidates? Answer: A Democrat primary. topsyWidgetPreload({ “url”: “http%3A%2F%2Fjokes.conservativepapers.com%2F2012%2F01%2F19%2Fliberal-mainstream-media%2F”, “shorturl”: “http://bit.ly/wjsMc1″, “style”: “big”, “title”: ...

A little family problem here…

Written on December 30th, 2011 by alpineskino shouts
Last night my daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take ...
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German Float: Obama & Clinton

Written on December 23rd, 2011 by kalelno shouts
This float was in a parade in Berlin You’ve got to LOVE those Germans; they do have a GREAT sense of humor! Is that Hillary? What is she hanging on ...

For Ice Cream Lovers: Barocky Road

Written on December 23rd, 2011 by kalelno shouts
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, ...

They’ve already built the Obama Presidential Library

Written on December 7th, 2011 by alpineskino shouts
Can you imagine? They’ve already built the Obama Presidential Library.. . . . . . topsyWidgetPreload({ “url”: “http%3A%2F%2Fjokes.conservativepapers.com%2F2011%2F12%2F07%2Ftheyve-already-built-the-obama-presidential-library%2F”, “style”: “big”, “title”: “They’ve already built the Obama Presidential Library #Obama” }); ...
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a black man, a communist and a muslim go to a bar…………….

Written on November 24th, 2011 by alpineskino shouts
The bartender asks, “What can I get you, Mr. President?” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . >>>>>. . . . . . ...
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Obama at the Bank

Written on November 17th, 2011 by alpineskino shouts
Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. “Good morning, Ma’am,” he greets the cashier, “could you please cash this check for me?” “It would be my pleasure, ...
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The Year 2013

Written on November 14th, 2011 by kalelone shout
One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. ...

Capitalism Has Failed

Written on November 6th, 2011 by alpineskino shouts
Official Whitehouse graph Obama is depending on showing the failure of capitalism and the need to revert to Marxism ASAP. . .   .   topsyWidgetPreload({ “url”: “http%3A%2F%2Fjokes.conservativepapers.com%2F2011%2F11%2F06%2Fcapitalism-has-failed%2F”, “style”: “big”, ...
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Republican Presidents

Written on October 27th, 2011 by kalelno shouts
So I said to him, “Barack, I know Abe Lincoln, And you ain’t Abe Lincoln.” Obama a Democrat has made numerous attempts to quote Lincoln a Republican. SO WHY DOESN’T ...
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