new species

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

The “drag-crotch” shape also seems to affect brain function.

Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

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