WARNING FROM RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if
military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off
America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.
 
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service  reps.
 
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened  not to send us any more
Candidates for President either.
 
It’s gonna get ugly, people!