This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States that if
military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off
America’s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,
followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more
Candidates for President either.
It’s gonna get ugly, people!
