Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:
 
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
 
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be quick and swift.  Case closed!
 
This is so simple that it’s brilliant.  I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
 
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number…”

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