“Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.” -Jay Leno
“America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.” -Jay Leno
“Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence … and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser.” -Jay Leno
“That’s pretty amazing, Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far: winning the Nobel Peace Prize.” –Jay Leno
