The Postal  Services created a stamp with a picture of  President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed  that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This  enraged the President, who demanded a full  investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73  million in congressional spending, a special  Presidential commission presented the following  findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect  order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the  glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong  side.

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